You know you’re in England when:

You wear a hat to keep the rain off your glasses instead of to keep the sun out of your eyes. In fact, you don’t even carry your sunglasses around.

Your solar calculator only works when you hold it under a lamp.

In your lower ground floor bedroom, you can’t tell whether it is night or day. Once you thought you saw a ray of sun, but it was only the neighbor’s lights on.

You haven’t gone to a gas station in 2 months, but you’ve topped up your Oyster card three times

The washing machine has a setting called “Daily Load”. To keep up on the wash with such a tiny washing machine, that's how often you have to do laundry: daily.

Prices are absurd....but think of all that money you are saving on sunscreen!